Well we all know that I've had my fair share of embarrassing moments throughout the course of my 25 years. Today I've been remembering a few of the highlights....
Being 7 months pregnant with Kaia and driving around town with Andrea. My pants were so tight that I undid the drawstring. I had to run in the bank real fast and as I got out of the car and started running across the parking lot I noticed a guy looking at me kind of funny. It was then that I realized my pants were down around my ankles and I was standing in the middle of the bank parking lot in my underwear. That was awesome! I turned right back around, jumped in Andrea's car and ducked until the parking lot was emptied.
Then, when I was pregnant with Sienna I didn't learn my lesson. I wore the same pants and did the exact same thing in the gas station parking lot. (Those pants have since been retired!)
And since I'm doing a post on embarrassing pants moments, there was the time that we were driving to Georgia and I leaned over the front seat to put Kaia's binkie in her mouth. Right as a diesel passed us and the driver could see right into my window, Dusky yanked my pants down. Rock on Dusky! He wants everyone to see his wife's butt.
So I am happy to announce that as of today I have another moment to add....
I've been in Georgia for the weekend and today I flew home. As I was walking through the Alexandria airport I was laughing histerically. Which was kind of embarrassing in and of itself because I was alone (except for my daughters, but they don't count because I can't carry a conversation with them). I was just wondering what people were thinking as I passed by and they look at the back of my pants and saw poop stains all the way from my bum down to the back of my knee.
Don't worry, I didn't poop my pants- It was Sienna that pooped my pants. She pooped with such force that it came out of her shorts and covered my pants-front and back! I was so embarrassed because it looked exactly like I had pooped my pants. Everybody stared as I walked by because both of my girls were in clean clothes. Unfortunatly I didn't bring an extra pair for myself.
Monday, June 30, 2008
YEE HAW FOR EMBARASSING MOMENTS...
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Monday, June 16, 2008
Happy Birthday You Sexy Thang!!!
We did take the girls to the movie Kung Fu Panda today. It was really funny. Sienna was awesome-she slept pretty much the whole time. Kaia did pretty good. But she didn't sit down for longer than about 3.5 seconds. She was back and forth in the aisle, sticking her face down in between the seats in front of us and invading peoples personal space. Justin, Jon and Layla went with us. Then I took the girls home and Justin and Dusky had a Movie Madness Monday. They went to 3 movies in a row. So they were at the movie theatres all day long.
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GLORY, GLORY, HALLELUJAH
I was reading through all of my old posts and remembering the first little while of Sienna's life. It was filled with a whole lot of feeding and a whole lot of not sleeping. Well I'm happy to report that those days are long gone. Kaia is finally sleeping in her bed and Sienna only wakes up 1 time to eat usually and she goes right back to sleep when she's done. And last night we went to bed pretty early and I woke up at 6:00am and thought that the clock was wrong. Lo and behold, Sienna had been sleeping for like 10 1/2 hours and Kaia was still in her own bed. What a fabulous night.
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Saturday, June 14, 2008
LOVELY LADY!!!
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Oh what a week...
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008
This one is for you Dusky....
TRYING to scrub pen off the couches and Sienna's clothes (Yes she was wearing them at the time of the incident)
And by the way, how do I get paint out of hair????
Can you come home now?
P.S. I just realized that all of my post are about Kaia destroying something. And although she does this quite regularly, she's such a good girl. She is now sleeping in her toddler bed. It only took one night of telling her 3 times to go back to bed and ever since then all I have to do is say "Night Night". She runs in, jumps on her bed, folds her arms and bows her head and waits for me to come in and say prayers with her. It's so cute.
Last night I woke up at about 3:00 in the morning. I could hear breathing behind me and it really freaked me out. I turned the lamp on and Kaia was laying on my floor asleep. She must have come in very quietly because I'm a light sleeper and I always hear her. She just layed down on the floor next to our bed (which she can climb up on easily) and went back to sleep. She's so cute!
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MOVIE NIGHT
I was feeling sad the other day. Dusky and I used to go to the movies all of the time, but then we had kids. They aren't very fun to take to the movies. We've seriously been to like 2 or 3 movies in the last year and a half. So Dusky bought 4 king size bed sheets. Ironed them together and made a movie theatre in the gym with the school projector. We took the love sack over there and watched "We Are Marshall". IT WAS AWESOME! I felt like we were in a movie theatre. Kaia ran around the gym the whole time and was very entertained. Sienna slept. And Dusky and I had a date at the movies.
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Tuesday Tell All
Although these are the only ones I have pictures of there are many things that I enjoy seeing.
Flowers, people, the sky, clouds, stars, and the list goes on and on.
I'm grateful for the use of contacts because without them none of this would be possible. Thank You Acuvue!!!!
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