YEE HAW FOR EMBARASSING MOMENTS...

Well we all know that I've had my fair share of embarrassing moments throughout the course of my 25 years. Today I've been remembering a few of the highlights....

Being 7 months pregnant with Kaia and driving around town with Andrea. My pants were so tight that I undid the drawstring. I had to run in the bank real fast and as I got out of the car and started running across the parking lot I noticed a guy looking at me kind of funny. It was then that I realized my pants were down around my ankles and I was standing in the middle of the bank parking lot in my underwear. That was awesome! I turned right back around, jumped in Andrea's car and ducked until the parking lot was emptied.

Then, when I was pregnant with Sienna I didn't learn my lesson. I wore the same pants and did the exact same thing in the gas station parking lot. (Those pants have since been retired!)

And since I'm doing a post on embarrassing pants moments, there was the time that we were driving to Georgia and I leaned over the front seat to put Kaia's binkie in her mouth. Right as a diesel passed us and the driver could see right into my window, Dusky yanked my pants down. Rock on Dusky! He wants everyone to see his wife's butt.

So I am happy to announce that as of today I have another moment to add....

I've been in Georgia for the weekend and today I flew home. As I was walking through the Alexandria airport I was laughing histerically. Which was kind of embarrassing in and of itself because I was alone (except for my daughters, but they don't count because I can't carry a conversation with them). I was just wondering what people were thinking as I passed by and they look at the back of my pants and saw poop stains all the way from my bum down to the back of my knee.

Don't worry, I didn't poop my pants- It was Sienna that pooped my pants. She pooped with such force that it came out of her shorts and covered my pants-front and back! I was so embarrassed because it looked exactly like I had pooped my pants. Everybody stared as I walked by because both of my girls were in clean clothes. Unfortunatly I didn't bring an extra pair for myself.